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2005 wasn’t just 2005
it was the beginning of an era
Tell me about it
Just going to causally add this to the list…
Just adding this one
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I can safely assume 98% of us should be doing homework
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why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the motto
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if i could choose a super power it would be having the power to literally slap sense into people
“HAHAH you’re so fucking pathetic i hope you die”
“wait what im saying could seriously hurt a person and drain their confidence completely and i shouldnt do that to anyone wow”
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If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.
And so did 3 of the football players.
You are the best role model what are you talking about
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do you think reese witherspoon calls her children reese’s pieces cause i hope she does
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